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(More customer reviews)Spring is just around the corner, but it's still high flu season around here. I'm not about to catch the bird flu or gecko flu or albino chinchilla flu -- or whatever we're supposed to panic about next -- but finding the right protection is a challenge. Everyone knows flu shots are only for old people and pig smoochers; I needed some practical way to protect my good health.
My dilemma has always been what to do about people who clearly already have the flu, but won't voluntarily choose to be fevered and miserable in the privacy of their own homes. If they show up at my office or food court, I can't just lock them in a closet or stash them in my trunk until they're no longer a danger. What's a law-abiding flu-ophobe to do?
Thank goodness I stumbled onto this product. It's clearly marked as 'flu tape' to be used on people with high temperatures. I carry a roll everywhere I go now, and if I run into someone with the sniffles or a bad cough -- even a mild sore throat -- I immediately sit them down and wrap them head-to-toe in this wonderful therapeutic gauze.
Naturally I start with the mouth -- to protect myself from airborne contamination -- so they don't have the chance to thank me. But even the first application seems to breathe new energy into them. Right away, they go from congested and foggy to wide-eyed and energetic, as they hop around in their chairs and bellow for joy. I don't know what kind of medicine this stuff is coated with, but it sure works wonders.
As an aside, it seems like this tape might work pretty well on sealing fireplace joints and stovepipes, too. But who'd want to waste such a miracle product on something like that?
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3M(TM) High-Temperature Flue Tape is easily installed around seams in hot air ducts. It stops hot air leaks and may be used on surfaces up to 600 degrees F (315 C).
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